Bunkered

Take two leaders out to play: one a dictator, the other a Trumpotato.

Check egos are fully inflated. (You can tell when because when their egos are  pumped up properly, they look like balloons and then their eyes go all squinty.)

Put them in a bunker and give them pretend buttons to play with. (Note: they only like red buttons).

Close the bunker door.

Put your ear to the door and listen very carefully. When you hear them going: ‘Boom. Boom’ and then laughing, walk away from the bunker.

Do not look back.