Have you been worded today?

 

Dialect.

Sounds like a part from a bike, or from Dr Who. Stranger than that… to a stranger; common enough if it’s yours, and if it’s yours, this dialect, make sure you use it.

Don’t let these kindly words slip  over the edge, or be lost out beyond the marshland or self corrected out of existence by your iphone, or spellcheck.

That would be nesh or mardarse. Maybe beazled or lost in a gunnel or jitty. Clemmed, or famished with cold. Perhas even Rawnish. Who knows?

Surely these are words so good you could almost eat them. Better than the words on that tree anyhow.